THIS IS MY STUFF.

I'm not entirely sure I have any business being on tumblr. as I barely know how to use it. Please, will you show me how to tumblr?

deerekhale:

*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me

*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius

*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart 

*quiet james potter voice* engorgio

*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*

(via timelord-dragonlord-consultant)

dipthatpen:

You know what they say! One man’s tragic flaw is another man’s pretty reasonable personality asset under the circumstances, I guess. Do…do they say that?

(via problematick)

“The best horror writer of the 20th century you’ve probably never heard of was a British woman who looked like a benign but mildly dotty Hogwarts teacher. But do not miss the occult mischief behind those 1980s mom-glasses; in a fairly standard Angela Carter story, Harry Potter would be mauled to death by a werewolf before a pan-species initiation of Hermione’s pubescent sexual power. She made things weird like that, which is why she was great.”

—   

Hemlock Grove author Brian McGreevy delivers a tribute to feminist horror writer Angela Carter over on Vulture.

More book news here.

(via nprbooks)

So

Being on tumblr while Comic Con is on…and NOT being AT Comic Con.

IS A NIGHTMARE

(Source: philcoulson, via hiddlesben)

I am physically incapable

of handling all the Chris Pratt on my dash right now.

UUGGGGHHHHHH

(Source: starlorrd, via ramblingsarah)

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

GODDAMMIT PRATT. I NEED TO SEE YOU IN MY OFFICE IMMEDIATELY!!!

(Source: chrisprattdelicious, via ramblingsarah)

"Why would I bring my gun to your parents’ house for Christmas dinner?"
"Is it in your coat?"
"Yes."
"Off we go, then."

(Source: greglestrudal, via hiddlesben)